The prompt this week was to choose a fairy tale (or nursery
rhyme) and tell the tale behind the tale. Reveal who these fairy tale people really are,
and share their backstories. I decided to post the
personal thoughts of one of Fairyland’s characters that was offered quite a
challenging role.
Dear Diary
Dear Diary, Bella here. Today, I was in quite a quandary.
The choice should have been a simple one for me, but before my final decision
was made whether to remain in a role all the way to print, I decided to seek
the advice of one of my closest friends. I made my way over the river and through
the woods to Little G’s, one of Fairyland's five-star restaurants. Gretel was there, as always, hosting and making sure
all were pleased with their meals. Hansel, as always, was off on one of his
marketing tours
You know, Dear Diary, that situation never changes. Ever
since they were booked into that gig with the witch, Hansel still can’t remain
anywhere in, or near, an eatery for any length of time. Gretel handled it remarkably
well, and once it all went to print, she moved on and opened the restaurant.
She runs it amazingly well on her own, and her brother does handle the business
side of it with great success. Poor Hansel though. He orders all his meals to
go.
Why is it that there are always those who feel the need to
disrupt the harmony of the lives of others? When I arrived at the front door, I
had to make my way through the picket line of witches. One thing Hansel
insisted on, and Gretel readily agreed to, was to post a sign that witches would
be refused service. It’s completely understandable since during the enactment
of their tale, once it ended, the witch playing the role of the witch tried to
shove them in the oven and cook them for real. Perhaps she was just an
aberration, but you have to admit, Dear Diary, that does make one hesitant to
turn one’s back on their kind. No one likes witches in their businesses anyway.
You hand them a bill and they cast a spell on you. But, I digress…
I did take the path through the woods on my way to see
Gretel. There’s no danger anymore now that Goldi’s moved in with the Bears. Oh,
excuse me, I mean Goldilocks. Yeah, right. As if those blonde curls of hers
were ever natural. Apparently, Goldi-Brown-Roots didn’t flow as a title. I know
I’m being snarky now, Dear Diary, but that was a cool story and I had my eye on
that role from the start. I couldn’t even get in for an audition. It probably
worked out for the best though, since Goldi’s getting on in years and gigs in tales
are few and far between. She cooks, cleans and tutors the cub, and has a safe
roof over her head. The Bears benefit too since Mama and Papa can both work now
that they have live-in help. All’s well that ends well, I suppose.
I got to Little G’s and spoke with Gretel about my problem.
She reminded me that sometimes compromises need to be made and frankly, beggars
can’t be choosers. It did hurt that she considered me in the beggar category at
this stage of my career, but I appreciated her candor. Time to face reality,
Dear Diary. When I look in my mirror, I see a child with golden hair and a
perfect smile. To the story recruiters however, I am a grown woman with a droopy
top lip; not an elderly grandmother type who sits in a rocking chair, but not a
little girl skipping happily down the road either. Distasteful as some roles
may be, work unfortunately, is work.
I explained to Gretel what would be required of me for this
latest offer, and she pointed out that for once, I would no longer be ‘woman in
the crowd’, but I would be getting top billing. Yes, a small sacrifice would
have to be made, but once it went to print, my legacy would be a glorious one.
Once the gig was a wrap, I would have no trouble getting additional work and I
wouldn’t have to simply settle. Did I want to end up having to take a role out
of desperation like the chick who took the gig with the frog prince? What a
nightmare that one was. After that one went to print, that poor girl went through
Compound W by the case.
Here was a chance to be a headliner, but I would have to
make a concession. I would have to agree to change my name. Thing is, with name
changes, Dear Diary, they are forever. I would no longer be Bella. Gretel
reminded me that when all was said and done, I would be a princess and end up
married to a handsome prince, who had never been a frog. Was a name really such
a big deal? I’d still be Bella inside, and always Bella to my friends. I had to
admit it probably wouldn’t matter much in the grand scheme of things. It’s just
that dropping the ‘B’ and putting ‘Cinder’ in front of ‘Ella’ hit me kind of
hard. I was going to be forever called Cinderella.
Rather than let this slip away and end up being an unnamed
woman in the crowd forever, I’ve decided to grab this one. Gretel’s right. This
role would give me security in Fairyland and higher class roles would come my
way as I aged. I mean, once a princess… I have to confess though, Dear Diary,
once I get past the name issue, there are still two other things about this gig
I’m not too crazy about.
One problem I have is with the glass slippers. You know how
sensitive I am about my hammer toes, and there’s no way I’m going to slide them
into any slipper, much less a glass one. Hopefully, I can get away with wearing
dark stockings or tights at the ball under my gown. When I was offered the
role, I didn’t have to remove my shoes to try them on. I was just asked my size
and was told the slippers would be made to order. Gretel recommended I not
mention it to anyone; just wear stockings to hide them. I won’t have to have
them on until the scene that goes to print, and I’m certain they won’t stop the
shoot to fuss about my socks.
I’m not sure what to do about my other problem since that’s
a truly critical one – even more so than the name issue. It’s the supporting
cast they booked in for the gig. I realize that when we’re playing a role, we
need to really play the role, but from time to time, some really can get a bit
carried away. My Fairy Godmother in the tale is really sweet and a pleasure to
work with, but the stepmother and stepsisters? Bitches, all – before, during,
and after our rehearsals. Even when I did ‘woman in the crowd’, the other cast
members invited me for coffee and Danish when the printer was off. But these
three? Whoa!
Dear Diary, the rehearsals are really wearing on my nerves.
The stepmother and the two stepsisters rotate their complaining that the scene
just wasn’t right so they can stall production and force a re-do. I think the
Director is just as fed up as I am, and I’m hoping that soon he’ll just tell
them to keep it moving so we can go to print. It’s always the same scene too –
the one where I’m scrubbing the floor. Stepmother, or one of the stepsisters
(whoever’s turn it is to throw a monkey wrench in the works) complains toward the
end of the scene that I missed a spot. Let me tell you, Dear Diary, one more of
those cracks and they’ll all be picking their teeth up from that spot I missed.
Gretel took my hands in hers and reminded me that Evil
Stepmother and Evil Stepsisters were the only roles they would ever get and
their names would never change. I have to admit that did make me feel better. I’ll
just grin and bear it. I mean, how much longer can they drag this out? There
are so many tales out there that need to get made so they can go to print.
Cinderella needs to wrap, and soon.
Talking all this out with my best friend, Gretel, and you
too, Dearest Diary, has made me feel so much better. I’m actually looking
forward to the next rehearsal, which I’m hoping will be the last. I want to go
to print as this plain young woman, victimized by her step-family members,
magically transformed into a glamorous lady by a Fairy Godmother, who is
sought, found, and loved forever by a charming and handsome Prince. Cinderella,
it will be. Cinderella, I will be. Hammer toes and all…
Really interesting take on what it's like living in Fairytale land. Good luck to Bella!
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Thanks, Rose. Glad you enjoyed this. It was great fun creating my little corner of make-believe land. I know Bella will love becoming Cinderella -- glass slippers and all!
DeleteThis is a great spin on an old story. I've always been partial to the concept of fairy tale folk looking for new jobs, and am glad Bella is willing to do some adjustments for a new career. Hammer toes and all - loved the humour too. I liked the Dear Diary idea too.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Mike. I'm glad you liked it. I went the Dear Diary route after considering other formats because I felt it would allow me to sneak in other characters and their alternate careers in a much smoother way. I like the idea of other jobs too because with only one role, what do they do once it 'goes to print'? You can live on your 15 minutes of fame only so long!
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